I, Yun Zhiyue, the daughter of the leader of the martial arts alliance, am nicknamed "Koi Fairy" by people in the world, but in fact, I am bald every day for the weird marriages arranged by my father. In anger, I ran away from home with two steamed buns in my arms! In order not to be caught by my father and get married, I smeared my face with pot ashes and disguised myself as a beggar, mainly saying "no one can recognize me". While wandering, I picked up a very handsome guy. Good news: He's super good-looking, with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and what I guess are eight-pack abs. Bad news: He seemed to have been beaten silly and had lost his memory. He looked at me like he was a walking meat bun. I named him "Ashi", took him to live in a ruined temple, and gave him half a steamed bun. Looking at his innocent and harmless eyes, a "wonderful" plan suddenly emerged in my mind: I will teach him the secret of our Yun family, the Guiyuan Heart Sutra! ——But teach it backwards! Hahaha I'm such a genius! When he masters the "Cha Qi Magic Skill", he will be my exclusive, silly, and capable personal bodyguard! From now on, I will walk sideways in the world! Until that day, my father's enemies came after me, and they forced me into a blind corner with swords and swords. I was so scared that I closed my eyes and prepared to count the seconds and reopen them. The expected pain did not come, and there was only dead silence in my ears. I opened my eyes and saw "Ah Shi" guarding me in front of me, surrounded by black energy, and corpses were everywhere where he passed. He turned around, the moonlight reflected his extremely clear eyes, and the corners of his mouth curved in a way I had never seen before: "Zhiyue, I have long discovered that the mental method you taught is the opposite." "..." Help! I seem to have lost it!