[Hard-core materialism + physical transcendence + hilarious contrast + imagination]
When the weirdness fully recovered and the whole world was trembling, the popular science anchor Qin Mu, who was on the verge of bankruptcy, silently took out his water quality testing pen, industrial bleach and heavy-duty dump truck.
Others use spells to catch ghosts, but Qin Mu relies on heavy industry to catch ghosts:
Trying to sleep in the haunted house, the pale water ghost just climbed out of the swimming pool and was ready to kill.
Qin Mu was ecstatic: "Family members, the heavy metals in this water seriously exceed the standard. This is a rare mutated amphibian primate that can survive in highly toxic waters!"
Then he took out an industrial hard-bristled brush and sodium hypochlorite, and used "physical algae removal" to remove the yin energy from the water ghost. He then dialed 12369 with his real name to report the developer's illegal sewage discharge.
In the misty forest, man-eating tree monsters are raging. Qin Mu carried the pesticide spray can on his back like a terminator: "This is purely a malignant foreign invasion of vines. All members must be replaced with high-concentration paraquat!"
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Seeing the "bleached" ghosts and the "Yellow Spring Channel" that had been transformed into the city's underground sewage pipe network, the executives of the Special Investigation Bureau fell into deep self-doubt and tremblingly handed him a letter of appointment as a "special biological consultant."
Faced with the collapse of believers around the world, Qin Mu spoke earnestly with a loudspeaker: "Everyone must believe in science. There are no weird things in this world. They are all mutated organisms that lack natural enemies and extraterrestrial pathogens that seriously violate regulations!"
