Ming Dynasty Assistant Commander: I'm a Brocade Guard in the Modern Era

Name: Ming Dynasty Assistant Commander: I'm a Brocade Guard in the Modern Era
Author: Oh My, I Dropped It

大明指挥佥事：我在现代当锦衣卫

by Oh My, I Dropped It (哎呀我去丢哩)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 648k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 4mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Shen Lian, Deputy Commander of the Northern Pacification Office in the Great Ming, wakes up to find himself transmigrated into the body of a modern good-for-nothing stunt double! A poker-faced Brocade Guard × the life of a modern good-for-nothing × an awkwardly adorable girlfriend who smooths things over. This invincible comedy, with his identity kept secret, is an absolute riot! He’s barely transmigrated when someone calls him “hubby.” He checks his crotch to make sure he’s not a eunuch, then turns around and gets hit with a devastatingly handsome face! He takes the driving test and tries to break in the instructor’s car like a warhorse, getting blacklisted by the driving school. He delivers food across rooftops at midnight, and the whole internet spreads the story of the “Lin’an Batman.” He sets up a fortune-telling stall at the night market, reading people’s microexpressions, only to be chased by city inspectors until he’s scrambling across rooftops! His terminology is all over the place, and his professional habits are impossible to shake. He relies entirely on his adorably awkward girlfriend Xiaohua to cover for him: “He has post-concussion syndrome! He’s an inheritor of intangible cultural heritage! He’s filming short videos in period costume!” He recruits retired special forces soldiers, hackers, forensic pathologists, fake Taoist priests, and more... Together they secretly establish a modern-day Northern Pacification Office, posing as a traditional-style photography studio by day and becoming underground heroes by night! He masters rooftop parkour, the Embroidered Spring Blade, and investigative techniques. He splits bricks with one hand, takes down boxing champions in seconds, and breezes through criminal investigations! And with two-way travel between parallel worlds, he even brings instant noodles and an iPad to pay a visit to the Yongle Emperor. He uses modern knowledge to trounce the ancients, and ancient martial arts to sweep the modern world! A laugh-out-loud ride from start to finish, with no dull moments: 60% comedy, 20% showing off, and 20% sweet romance. No System, real martial arts, and characters who actually use their brains! “Though your looks are plain, you alone understand me. I shall protect you for the rest of my life!” See how this poker-faced Brocade Guard big shot shows off like the toughest man around and falls into the sweetest romance in the modern world!

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