Lin Zhengyi, an entitled second-generation rich kid from Earth, gets into trouble and is flung by an old Daoist into a low-tier cultivation world. There, he becomes Huoyun Pavilion's most senior slacker junior uncle.
While everyone else cultivates by meditating and absorbing spiritual energy, he uses a portable wormhole to pull everyday items from Earth, crushing the competition with dimensional superiority and absolutely no regard for fair play!
His honest first disciple, Shi Gandang, laments: "Master, these scissors of yours are made for cutting people's waistbands. Now nobody on the whole continent dares to spar with us. They all call us shameless!"
His sharp-tongued second disciple, Wen Wuque, is thrilled: "Master, this megaphone of yours is amazing! The elders of the other sect can't even open their mouths, so they can't argue back at all!"
His sweet and adorable fourth disciple, Yingying, gazes at him with sparkling eyes: "Master, this alchemy furnace you call a pressure cooker is incredible! There's no need to control the fire, and it has a 100 percent success rate!"
Lin Zhengyi waves a hand and calmly gives his orders:
"Here, put these red briefs on over your clothes. They'll make you immune to all magic attacks."
"Go set up this square-dance speaker in front of the Lingxiao Hall entrance. Turn the volume all the way up. Let's see who dares stand in front of it without moving!"
Super funny, logical and fluent.