My Father Is Cheng Yaojin, So What’s Wrong with Me Being Arrogant?

[Transmigration + lighthearted + Tang Dynasty + one heroine + farming + no System]

He transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty and becomes the son of Cheng Yaojin, Duke of Lu. What, you want to compete over our fathers? My father is Cheng Yaojin, the Demonic King of Chaos. Tell me, are you scared yet? As Cheng Yaojin’s son, I was born at the finish line that others spend their whole lives trying to reach. Hard work? Striving? What are those?

As soon as Cheng Chujun transmigrated, he faced reality: his father was a duke, and he’d been born at a finish line others could never reach in their entire lives. So he only did two things: bully men... and make a little spending money, then lie flat and enjoy himself.

But someone grew jealous of his life. His father, Cheng Yaojin, pulled out a Seven Wolves belt soaked in salt water and beat him with it, disinfecting the wounds as he went. He even confiscated his private savings and took him to the frontier.

As a transmigrator, it didn’t take him long after arriving at the frontier to realize he wasn’t the protagonist. He’d barely arrived before a band of elite Turkic cavalry chased him all over the place. From then on, the young ladies of Pingkang Ward grew ever more distant, and he was forced to become a beast of burden for the Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin: “Come here, good son-in-law. Let me kick you twice to liven things up!”

Cheng Yaojin: “Just what you’d expect of my boy. Like father, like son!”

Yamada Nako: “Cheng Chujun, you’re breaking your word! Those are all my things!”

Cheng Chujun: “Word? Do I have one of those? What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is still mine. Got a problem? Come bite me!”

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