Who in the family understands? ! !
I complained before going to bed, "The cannon fodder in this spy drama is too stupid." When I opened my eyes, I became that cannon fodder! ! !
In front of him was Interrogation Room 76. Opposite him was the spy chief with a sinister face, and next to him was a sizzling iron.
Family members, what should we do in this situation? Waiting online, quite urgent.
My choice is——
Start reciting the Xiaohongshu copy I read last night.
"Family friends! Today I am giving you a limited edition peach blossom makeup for spring! Use this color as a base first——"
The spy chief was silent.
The spy chief was whispering to the people next to him.
The spy chief picked up the phone: "Hello, mental hospital? We have a high-risk patient here."
In this way, I was placed in the secret service headquarters as a "mental patient".
Then I discovered that in this life-and-death world of espionage——
Going crazy turned out to be the only way out.
My boss wants me to analyze the enemy's situation? I drew him an Internet mind map.
The enemy is coming to capture me? I started a workplace PUA complaint meeting for them.
Colleagues want to contact me? I first asked him if he knew what a "conspicuous bag" was.
Later, the entire espionage world was led astray by me.
The enemy's secret code became "Q".
Our intelligence is hidden in earthy love words.
The morning meeting on the 76th became a talk show open mic.
The villains cried and established the "Anti-Lin Mo PTSD Mutual Aid Group."
And I just want to say:
Instead of mentally draining yourself internally, it is better to go crazy and drain others outwardly.
This is what I was like when I was a special agent in the Republic of China
