Ning Yunxin died, and ended up with a dog System whose thoughts were full of dirty ideas.
She meets an elegant young uncle. The dog System: “Host, go for it! Make your move!”
She meets a villainous prince. The dog System: “Host, go for it! Give yourself to him!”
She meets a sweet, well-behaved boy. The dog System: “Host, go for it! Take him in!”
She meets a fortune-telling con artist. The blind System: “Host, go for it! Con him!”
Her young uncle says, “Xinxin, no one can stop us from being together.” Then he dies.
The prince says, “Darling, you said not to kill him, so I agreed. But… how are you going to make it up to me?” Then he dies.
The boy says, “Master, your disciple has grown up, and… really likes you.” Then he dies.
The fortune-telling con artist says, “Miss, I see that your five elements are in decline and your face lacks a husband. If you want to fix that, just marry me.”
Ning Yunxin says in a hollow voice, “You… have a death wish?”
