I Returned to the Village to Farm, and My System Won’t Stop Chattering

Name: I Returned to the Village to Farm, and My System Won’t Stop Chattering
Author: The Wind at Tongque Terrace

回村种地，我的系统是个碎嘴子

by The Wind at Tongque Terrace (铜雀台的风)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 168k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Farming
Updated: 5mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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I came back to the village in disgrace, two hundred thousand yuan in debt. Everyone laughed at me, saying my education had been useless and I was back to digging in the fields.

They had no idea that the boss who made off with my wages was a foreign seed-industry lackey. He lured me back only to seize the national grain seeds my grandfather had protected all his life.

By chance, I bonded with a sharp-tongued Farming System.

[Digging this shallow? Who are you trying to fool? Even your grandpa would be disappointed.]

[A storm's coming and you're not putting up a canopy? Get ready to watch your crops rot and starve.]

[Someone's here to destroy your crops. Keep dragging your feet and you'll be done for.]

It complains about me, talks back, and nags me all day long.

No one knows that this chatty System is the core algorithm of a foreign seed company, stolen at the risk of my grandfather's life.

Patent trolling? I crush the foreign giants.

A traitor at work? I bait them all and strike back.

Disaster and despair? I can breed god-tier seeds without relying on the System.

I turn half an acre of wasteland into a success and break the monopoly on homegrown grain seeds.

I returned to the village to farm, avenge my grandfather, and protect our people's food supply.

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