The good news: Lin Jiaojiao transmigrated into a book, and even got a future tycoon worth hundreds of billions as her husband.
The bad news: The [Flirting System] she’s bound to is completely shameless. If she doesn’t act coy, she’ll die!
The even worse news: She seems to have flirted a little too hard with that cold, abstinent king of the underworld…
To stay alive and get supplies, Lin Jiaojiao has no choice but to grit her teeth and play along.
Scene One:
She wants meat, so she’s forced to put on a cutesy voice: “Honey, I want some meaty-meat~”
Lu Chengan’s ears turn bright red. He heads into the mountains and comes back with a three-hundred-pound wild boar.
The whole village: “Wait, has Lu Chengan gone crazy?!”
Scene Two:
She wants a bicycle, so she pretends to fall: “Honey, my foot hurts. Carry me~”
Lu Chengan goes to the black market in the middle of the night and hauls back a brand-new Forever bicycle.
Her awful relatives: “Why does she get one?! What a wasteful woman!”
Scene Three:
She wants to earn beauty points, so she rises on her toes and kisses him: “You’re so good to me, honey~”
The result: Lu Chengan doesn’t let her out of bed for three days.
Lin Jiaojiao, clutching her aching waist, roars: “System! I object! This man is not abstinent at all!”
Lu Chengan walks in with a bowl of brown sugar water, his voice husky: “Be good. Tell me again that you love me, and I’d give you my life.”
