[Eight-year-old bandit girl + gossip System + incredible parents + everyone reborn and transmigrated into a book + face-slapping and punishing scumbags]
Chu Sanhua went from being a girl bandit to a pitiful little girl in the Chu family’s second branch.
From the start, she bound herself to the [Violent Gossip System]. As long as she beats someone into submission, she can expose their most shocking secrets!
Her cousin is the lucky female lead? She wants to use me as a foil and steal my good fortune?
Chu Sanhua slaps her into the mud. “I’ll beat you into submission, expose your secret about stealing the collective’s sweet potatoes, and get the whole village a share of the food!”
Her aunt is reborn? She wants to steal my family’s fortune and cling to our coattails?
Chu Sanhua kicks her flying. “I’ll beat you into submission, expose your secret stash of five hundred jin of grain, and my parents will raid your home tonight!”
Everyone in the village says the Chu family’s second branch has raised a little devil.
But who would have guessed that her incredible parents are their daughter’s biggest, most unreasonable fans?
Her father, Chu Dalei: “My girl didn’t hit anyone. You ran into her fist!”
Her mother, Wang Cuihua: “Sanhua beats people up in the name of justice! When she insults people, it’s pearls of wisdom!”
Until one day, Chu Sanhua beats her own father black and blue to earn a reward.
[Ding! Target subdued. An epic secret has been revealed: Your father isn’t your biological father. He is the long-lost son of the Huo family of the capital!]
Chu Dalei clutches his backside, stunned. “What? I’m a young master from a wealthy family? No wonder even my laziness is so refined!”
Wang Cuihua’s eyes light up. “Quick! Pack our bags! We’re going to the capital to stir things up… I mean, reunite with the family!”
[Bonus Scene]
Gu Yanli, the reborn male lead: “Sanhua, is this secret guaranteed to be true?”
Chu Sanhua raises her fist. “If it isn’t, I’ll beat the truth out of it!”
Not bad ok
What the hell, there are so many people who have been reborn, are they all reborn now? If you are an individual, you will be reborn.
Nice. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
The timeline is blurry, the plot has no cause and effect, and it feels like I write whatever comes to mind. The plot is very hilarious.