[8-Year-old female bandit + melon-eating system + top parents + all members are reborn and wear books + slap in the face and abuse the scum]
Chu Sanhua transformed from a female bandit into the poor second-bedroom wife of the Chu family.
The [Violent Melon-eating System] is bound to the game at the beginning. As long as you defeat someone, you can explode the opponent's shocking melon!
My cousin is the koi heroine? Do you want to use me as a control group to get some luck?
Chu Sanhua slapped her hand into the mud. "I'll beat you and expose you for stealing the collective sweet potatoes. The whole village will share the food!"
Is my aunt a reborn girl? Want to steal my family's fortune?
Chu Sanhua kicked her away: "To defeat you, I will reveal that you have 500 kilograms of melons hidden in food. My parents will raid the house overnight!"
Everyone in the village said that the second wife of the Chu family raised a demon king.
But who would have known that this pair of top-notch parents would be their daughter's "brainless braggadocio":
Father Chu Dalei: "My daughter didn't hit anyone, it was you who bumped her fists!"
My dear mother, Wang Cuihua: "Sanhua is doing chivalry when he hits someone! Sanhua is doing good things by scolding people!"
Until one day, Chu Sanhua beat her own father until he screamed in order to get rewards.
Bite! The target has been defeated and an epic melon is dropped: the biological father is not his biological father, but the son of the Huo family in the capital who is living abroad!
Chu Dalei covered his butt and was stunned: "What? I am a young master from a wealthy family? No wonder I am too lazy to be so elegant!"
Wang Cuihua's eyes shone: "Quick! Pack your bags! Let's go to the capital Huohuo... Oh no, let's go get married!"
Small Theater
Gu Yanli (reborn male protagonist): "Sanhua, will this melon stay ripe?"
Chu Sanhua (waving her fist): "Not familiar? Then I'll make it familiar!"
Reader comments
Not bad
ok
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What the hell, there are so many people who have been reborn, are they all reborn now? If you are an individual, you will be reborn.
The timeline is blurry, the plot has no cause and effect, and it feels like I write whatever comes to mind. The plot is very hilarious.
Not bad ok
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Nice. [Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like]
What the hell, there are so many people who have been reborn, are they all reborn now? If you are an individual, you will be reborn.
The timeline is blurry, the plot has no cause and effect, and it feels like I write whatever comes to mind. The plot is very hilarious.