
Fellow Daoist, Your Sword Has a Filthy Mouth!
这位道友,你的剑骂得好脏啊!
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- Ongoing
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- 951k Words
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- Two Male Leads
- Updated
- 1d ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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- You Say My Husband Is a Jerk? That’s Great你是说我的夫君很缺德,那很好了Former title · until Oct 2026
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It's so pretty🥺Men are menstruating when they see it🙄Women get crazy when they see it💪This is the nemesis of depression pictures😎It's the alarm clock for vegetative people😭It's so cute that tears flow from the corners of the mouth and flood into the Qiantang River😱So handsome 😘It is God and it is my rose that illuminates my dark life and makes my world map meaningful😊I run, I jump, I dance the tango on the balcony on the 0th floor😮It makes me realize that God does exist and I am so cute The tears won't stop and the world will no longer be short of water. The nemesis of depression 😋 is the alarm clock for vegetative people 😨 It's so cute that it will flood into the Qiantang River 😈 It sounds so good 🥰 God is my rose, it illuminates my dark life and makes my world meaningful 😙 I ran, I jumped, I danced the tango on the balcony of the 20th floor, which made me realize that God does exist. I was heard well and the tears will not stop. From now on, the world will no longer be short of water. Goddess update soon.
Come and comment! ¯꒳¯! The writing is fresh and refined, and the character image of the protagonist is also very good! The two protagonists themselves are new youths of the 21st century. They have lived in peaceful times for too long. If they are suddenly transported into this world of immortality where killing people is like chopping vegetables, there will definitely be a period of discomfort. But in order to live safely, the first thing they must learn is to kill. What they need is to ensure their own life safety. The two of them don't have any super cool tips (but in fact, the knowledge they possess can be regarded as a kind of tip), but it's just like this that they can partner with each other and support each other. In this different world full of competition and threats, the two of them are the people each other trusts the most. ꕤᴗ ᴗ)♡
The writing is very good, the characters are new, and the content is interesting. Along the way, it was like a magic pill. They never took any pressure, and the two of them did not take the ordinary path. They were really practicing scientific cultivation. The only hardship the two of them have ever endured is that the young master spent a few months digging at the beginning🤦 And then the question is, will this book be published? If you want to publish it, it is recommended to reduce the repetitive content. After reading many chapters at once, you will feel that the frequency of the two protagonists' bickering content is a bit high, and there are more repetitions (? The plot and emotional lines can be more 💕 Also, the three views of the characters cannot be described too much or are repeated or emphasized. This seems to be easily blocked by the editor. I don't understand other aspects, sorry┏( .-. ┏ ) ┓ (A small suggestion, you can delete it if you don't like it)_( '-' _)⌒)_
This novel is really awesome. It's super sweet. The green tea 1 is also very delicious. It's so sweet to name your husband after your birth year [KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS]
It is a lighthearted and funny story about cultivating immortals. The relationship between the two people is not dragged out. It should be the main emotional plot and the supporting plot. The writing style cannot be said to be very good, but it is okay. However, there are some parts that may be embarrassing to read, so it is rated as four stars.
Super pretty!!! Both the plot line and the emotional line are orderly and step-by-step: the emotional changes between Jiang Suiye and Shen Que are slow and flowing, unique to their rhythm, and as the protagonists, everything is just right, refreshing but not too much. I really like the slapstick and drama between the young lovers. (The following is a personal opinion! Personal opinion! Don't give up on this novel because of what I said. This is not a minefield, but a personal feeling! Sometimes the drama is a bit long. For example, if I listen to the book, it will be a bit boring, because the description is a bit repetitive. Of course, I know that this method is used to show the relationship between them, and it is also the unique style of this article, so this is really just a personal opinion! I really like DaDa's articles!!!) I hope there will be more inspiration and more articles (*^▽^*). I look forward to them fighting in all directions hehe
It's very beautiful. The two little ones are really cute. I like it so much. Shen Que (1) x Jiang Suiye (0). They are really funny, especially the names of the swords. Be careful, husband... It's so fun. And this article can be said to be a long one. The emotional line is really not abrupt at all. It's very funny. It is very suitable, and it is more in line with my impression of what young people in the new era look like after time travel. They are kind-hearted, wise, strategic, and emotional. Although the two teenagers have just traveled through the past and been tortured, they comforted each other, supported and encouraged each other. I think it is really good, and the young people in the new era just traveled through time. They were definitely not able to adapt to such a cannibalistic environment, but they persisted. They did think about giving up at first, but they never gave up. They became stronger little by little, and met more good friends and masters. They were really growing up little by little, and the boy who had just finished the college entrance examination traveled through the past. , I will definitely miss home, but I'm really excited about the possibility of going to their hometown in the future. In the end, I can only say that this article is really well written. I didn't read anything for two days and just kept reading this book, which is considered a tie. Finally, I hope the author will update it soon 🤭 😳
⭐Double genius. Not the Holy Father (love your old self). Favor each other. Double drama. Half cheat (no cheats, but you can defeat monsters at higher levels). Hexagon warrior. ✨Jiang Suiye. The chatty school boy of No. 2 Middle School, transformed into a husband with swords and swords, has a great sense of humor, is smart, can speak the quintessence of Chinese culture, is bright and cheerful, free and easy, and a road fool. Can communicate with all living things (good at picking up leaks), all attributes can be cultivated. ✨Shen Que. The god of learning from a wealthy family in a middle school traveled to the world of cultivation and became a black slave miner of the Demon Sect. White and black, cold face and cute, green tea, good at acting coquettishly, high sense of matching. Four Spiritual Roots Sword Cultivation. Note: First 83 chapters. ⭐Chapter 15: Transformation.
Very cool, very cute, the daily life between two people is very beautiful, super fragrant, super fragrant, shocking and delicious, "Fu Geng Tie" ——Elegant jokes from repeat readers urging updates Don't you see, the dragon is hiding in the deep cave of the ink pond, and the stars are falling sideways to the side of the inkstone. Suddenly I heard the sound of drums in the clouds, and three thousand crows broke the dawn. The long whip and the bridle are galloping across the world, and the songs are singing over the mountains to astonish the people. The soul comes back and turns into an ink stone, and every part of it blooms with splendor. The ink marks penetrated the back of the paper, and the tide of ridicule receded before it surged. At the second watch, the clouds open and the moon is bright, and all the voices are turned away to admire the clear glow. In the middle of the night, jade is planted in the blue field, and a secret alliance of gold and stone is formed. At the fifth watch, the sword moves in all directions, and the swords and swords are crisscrossed and messy. At ten o'clock, the scholars are vying for money, and the nobles of Luoyang are singing their praises. The green bamboo slips in the 20th watch are gracefully carved, and they will last for thousands of years. I feel itchy all over my body and I feel uncomfortable Let's update a little more. The author's soul has returned... 𓀃𓀅𓀇𓀋𓀌 The soul returns... Driving the long whip and setting up the six bridles... 𓀌𓀎𓀠𓀤𓀫 The soul is back... Crossing the mountain and singing... The soul is back... The soul is back... 𓀋𓀌𓀎𓀙𓀠 The soul returns... Sings high and triumphant... We share the same robe and enjoy the glory... 𓀋𓀠𓀤𓀥𓀫 The soul is back... The soul is back... 𓀋𓀌𓀎𓀙𓀠𓀤𓀥𓀫𓀃𓀅𓀇𓀋𓀌𓀀𓀁𓀃𓀅𓀇𓀋𓀌𓀋𓀌𓀎 𓀙𓀠𓀤𓀥𓀫𓀃𓀅𓀇𓀋𓀌𓀀𓀁𓀃𓀅𓀇𓀋𓀌 Oh my God It's not like a human could write such shocking and delicious food. Can you still see yourself when you look in the mirror?
The two protagonists are really youthful, high-spirited, and daring to take action. They are just like young people who can go to the end of the world with their swords. The way they get along with each other is also cute, and the young master is invincible when it comes to tea. Although there will be minor conflicts, they will be resolved quickly. It feels like the two of them are perfect for the song "You and Me Are Made for You". Summary: The protagonist is cute, the plot is cute, the supporting characters are cute, everyone is cute. ☺️☺️☺️