The troops of neighboring tribes opened fire brazenly, causing an uproar around the world, and the fleet of hostile tribes from the ocean approached.
The leader of my tribe asked: "Is three days enough?"
I, the former war god of the tribe and now the cooking squad leader, stood up under the astonished gaze of the tribe leader.
"It won't take three days."
"Give me twelve hours and I'll give you a complete home."
Artillery fire swept across the sea, and I led my troops to control the enemy's leader without losing any blood.
When the hostile tribal fleet from the ocean arrived, all they saw was a giant fluorescent slogan I left on the sea:
"Come a little late and be early next time."
