Everyone Has a System? Sorry, I Can Bestow Titles

Su Bai transmigrates, but he has neither a System nor an old master living inside him.

That’s because he himself is the biggest cheat in the multiverse!

A max-level higher-dimensional deity dropped into a newbie village, Su Bai spends his days walking his dog, drinking tea, and watching protagonists from all sorts of web novels desperately ham it up in front of him.

“Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river! Su Bai, I’ll remember the shame of this broken engagement!”

Su Bai: “Um... you were the one who insisted on giving me several million spirit stones to break off the engagement. Want me to give the money back?”

“Ding! A stunning heroine has been detected. Host, eliminate Su Bai at once and seize his fortune!”

Su Bai looks at the blue virtual window floating over the villain’s head, casually taps the “X,” and drags his System straight into the recycle bin.

In this bizarre world where everyone has a cheat and every kind of scheme is flying around, Su Bai uses the most outrageous higher-dimensional laws of physics to bring all these “protagonists” and “villains” completely to heel.

Also known as: Is This Cheat Fresh? and My Physics-Based Exorcism Method.