[No romance + golden finger + absurd comedy + ensemble cast]
Jiang Yushan transmigrates into a book as the cannon-fodder female supporting character in a brainless, pampered-cultivator novel. Wanting to go back to school for her second-round thesis defense, she hires someone to stab her.
She doesn't kick the bucket. The original male lead and his whole crew do.
System: Your golden finger is being as unkillable as a cockroach!
For the sake of thirty million, she reluctantly gives up her chance to die and joins a cannon-fodder sect that was wiped out because the heroine tripped in front of its gates.
The sect's cannon-fodder senior brothers are a lot of fun.
The eldest senior brother specializes in formations. He looks like the picture of purity and refinement, but in the blink of an eye, he'll snap some underling's neck.
Jiang Yushan earnestly advises him: “If you're going to kill someone, make sure they're dead. And covering your tracks is the right way to cultivate.”
The second senior brother is withdrawn and antisocial. When he's not researching poisons, he's sleeping.
Jiang Yushan yanks open his black robe. “Senior Brother, can I get a link?”
For the first time, this usually unflappable man feels his heart stir (strictly because she's infuriating!).
The third senior brother cultivates talismans and even comes up with new designs.
Jiang Yushan uses his talismans to stick three people together and send them flying through the sky.
Everyone: The third senior brother's talismans have finally found someone who understands them!
The fourth senior brother specializes in illusion arts, and the incense powder he makes bewitches anyone who smells it.
Jiang Yushan scatters the powder at their enemies and flashes all eight teeth. “Want to make some money, Fourth Senior Brother?”
The fifth senior brother is around her age, cultivates the sword, and has several jobs on the side.
Jiang Yushan lowers her voice conspiratorially. “I've got a big score lined up. You in?”
System: Your mission is to heal everyone in the sect.
Jiang Yushan turns to look at the sinister grins around her. “A healing type, huh? Interesting.”
So all she has to do is take them out to rob and kill, then make them the number one sect in the cultivation world, right?
System: ...
The heroine is very funny, not the Holy Mother, there is no soft persimmon in the whole sect hahaha 🥰
Nice! Super funny! There are so many memes!
It's so funny, hahaha, it made me laugh to death
Good, good, good, good