Harry Potter: The Pretender and Loony

Name: Harry Potter: The Pretender and Loony
Author: Lamotrigine

HP：假正经与疯姑娘

by Lamotrigine (拉莫三嗪)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 52k Words
Genre: Two Female Leads
Updated: 3mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Original female protagonist, Slytherin, GL, CP: Luna. The story of a hypocritical “perfect little lady” and a “Loony” girl.

Selena Hill is a half-blood Slytherin, so poor that all she has left is an old wand. Her Muggle father ignores her, and her witch mother is dead. She’s half Mudblood and a penniless nobody whom no one wants. At the same time, she’s hypocritical, stingy, petty, and vengeful.

At Slytherin, blood status and gold are the entrance fees she can never afford. She learns to stay silent, watch from the shadows, and make those who humiliate her pay a price no one can trace.

At Hogwarts, intelligence and disguise are the stepping stones she clutches tightly. She learns to wear a mask, calculate the value of kindness, and put a price on every bit of warmth she receives.

Then Luna Lovegood appears.

The girl the whole school calls “Loony” looks at her with bulging eyes that always seem to be dreaming and says, “You know, Selena is the name of the moon goddess in Greek mythology.”

For the first time, someone has explained the meaning of her name.

A girl who believes she has to take what she wants to survive must learn to care about someone, or she will be trapped forever in a narrow alley, like a wild dog that won’t let go once it has its teeth in something.

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