Three months' rent arrears and the landlord blocked the door. Lin Bei jumped out of the window and fell into the trash can, and was accidentally bound to the "Private Citizen System".
When others wake up, they smash rocks with their fists and dominate the city. When he wakes up, all he can think about is: How to save electricity bills? How to shear wool? How to pretend to be dead to save your life?
"Ding! I successfully got free air conditioning, stinginess value +10!"
"Ding! Kneel down and call daddy to successfully escape. Gou's life points will be critical hit +1000!"
The Northeast Dazizi system complains every day: "Host, can you have some dignity as a strong man?"
Lin Bei was holding a free trial of mutton skewers with an innocent look on his face: "Can dignity be used as rent? Can it be exchanged for eggs?"
Until one day, the S-class Martial God blocked the door, and everyone thought he was dead.
Lin Bei took out the chili pepper water redeemed by the system and smeared it on the opponent's face with his backhand: "I'm sorry, I'm better than you if I just keep doing it."
[Vulgar and stingy protagonist + poisonous tongue system + anti-routine and high martial arts + cruelty-free and refreshing article]
Every 3 chapters have a fun point, every 5 chapters have a laugh point, the whole process is not aggrieved, you can become a god even if you lie down!
