[Tags] System | Flirting | Comedy | Company | Beautiful Female Employees | Reverse Business Management | Misunderstandings
I’ve bound the Perfect Boss System. I can spend as much as I want, and I can never spend it all. Lose money and I can cash out without limit at a 1:2 rate, becoming the richest man alive! Gifts bring an even more outrageous 1:10 cashback.
Why bother going to work? I’ll just register a shell company and go on a spending spree!
First, I’ll drop 240,000 yuan on the most expensive Grade A office space. Then I’ll offer a 20,000-yuan base salary to a pure, alluring campus beauty with zero online traction, who’s so broke she eats steamed buns with Lao Gan Ma every day!
Next, I’ll spend hundreds of thousands on top-of-the-line equipment, all so a sharp-tongued, long-legged streamer with no viewers can drive her wealthy patrons away in a fury.
My goal is clear: burn through my budget, fleece the System, and become the richest person in the world!
But I never imagined that the harder I tried to lose money, the more my bizarre employees would find ways to make me rich!
The sharp-tongued streamer accidentally goes viral. A legion of rich fans beg her to insult them, and gifts flood her livestream!
Even worse, the seductive CEO next door, rated a 96 out of 100, asks me out at midnight to watch “a cat do a backflip.”
My money-grubbing secretary, trying to protect both her 20,000-yuan salary and my “virtue,” actually launches herself at me and spends the whole night “protecting” me at close quarters!
The next morning, she wakes up clutching the stained bedsheets in distress. “Boss, the workers’ compensation and dry-cleaning bill comes to 700 yuan. Can I scan your code?”
I give a cold laugh and transfer her 30,000 yuan. “Put it on a monthly plan! No haggling!”
Seeing me make hundreds of billions with one casual bout of reverse business maneuvering, the world’s wealthiest tycoons fall to their knees and plead, “Chairman Yang, how do you manage to win every business gamble?!”
