NBA: The Lakers Win Three Straight Championships from the Start

(LeBron James hater) + (a System that guarantees 10 made shots from the start) + (Western celebrities) In 2008, he transmigrates into the body of a player cut by the Cavaliers and gets signed by the Lakers. He activates a System that guarantees every shot goes in: 10 made shots per game, plus five for every championship won. Game 2 of the NBA Finals. Garbage time, with his team down by six. Chen Mo takes the court, hits two threes to force overtime, then sinks six more in a row, five of them logo threes from half court! At the postgame press conference, a reporter tries to stir things up: “LeBron James said an Asian guard like you can’t play in the NBA.” Chen Mo shrugs. “Can’t play? Then how am I in the NBA Finals while he’s stuck watching at home? Are nine threes enough? If not, I can take a couple more steps so he can count them.” From then on, “Six-Step LeBron” gets a new nickname, and the NBA gains its leading LeBron James hater. He predicts his score on social media before games and delivers every time. As soon as he reaches his target, he leaves the court. “Stat-padding is pointless. Unlike some people.” At the All-Star Game, he’s on LeBron James’s team but never passes him the ball. “I did pass it. He just never got open.” In the 2011 NBA Finals, he sweeps the Heat Big Three 4–1. Holding up his Finals MVP trophy, Chen Mo says, “@KingJames, not one. I’ve got four. How about you?” For the next decade, LeBron James lives in Chen Mo’s shadow, with a 0–6 record in the NBA Finals. Finally, in 2020, LeBron gives in and joins the Lakers. At the press conference, Chen Mo says, “He’s here to support me.” He lets LeBron coast to the only championship of his career. “No need to argue. I’m number one, Kobe’s number two, and that guy can take anything from twentieth place on down. You don’t agree? He’s only got one championship, and I gave it to him.”