Su Yi lives by just three rules:
1. If he can lie down, he won't sit up.
2. If he can pass the buck, he won't take the blame.
3. If he can win an argument, he won't throw a punch.
But the Heavenly Dao just had to choose him to save the world.
System: “Host, please subdue the evil ghost up ahead.”
Su Yi: “I'm not going.”
System: “Host, please cultivate your techniques.”
Su Yi: “I'm not training.”
System: “Host, please merge with the Heavenly Dao and save all living beings.”
Su Yi: “I'm not merging.”
System: “...Then what do you want?”
Su Yi: “I want to go back to my dorm and play games.”
The System fell silent for a long time, then said, “Once you merge with the Dao, every game in the world will be yours.”
Su Yi sat bolt upright. “Why didn't you say so sooner?!”
From that moment on, the world of ghosts and monsters faced its greatest nightmare in history.
A college student who'd gone crazy playing video games, accompanied by a female ghost he found in the men's restroom, set out on his “journey to save the world.”
It's okay haha