The good-for-nothing master who failed the Taoist exams seven times picked up a vicious-tongued apprentice who was born with Taoism.
The master and apprentice guarded a leaky temple with a merit box that was cleaner than their faces. They relied on acting skills to receive orders and elixirs to cultivate. The master pretends to be a master and then reveals his secret in just three seconds. The apprentice squats on the threshold, gnaws on the buns and rolls his eyes, taking out a small notebook at any time to write down the master's dark history.
Until one day, the compass lighted up.
The seven seals left by the master's late sister Su Wen thirty years ago, from Nanjing to Zhengzhou to the Northeast, point to the end of the Jiuju faction. The two masters and apprentices started out very poor. They were broadcasting their practices while selling elixirs to make money. While setting up battle formations, they were dubbed by netizens as "thousands of Taoist priests fighting against the Jiuju sect" - the truth is that there were only two of them.
It's a comedy in the market, the master and the apprentice are fighting against each other every day, and the lustful point is over, and the big scene of the battle is in line with the mode of a serious drama.
But comedy hurts underneath.
Su Wen's wishes appear once in each volume, from "Brother, the lights are on" to "Smiling a little bit" to finally resting in peace. The master has been guarding Po Guan for thirty years, and the disciple has grown out of Po Guan. The master's label is "virtual" and the disciple's label is "coward". Those who are weak are always holding on, and those who are timid are always on the rise.
The medicine is fake, but the people are real.
The master and apprentice were so poor that they relied on their acting skills to get money from incense. Until that day, the order plate in the corner that had been gathering dust for thirty years lit up——
In the suburbs of Nanjing, black orders are forced to open, and the remuneration is ridiculously high.
The old liar took the talisman he bought from Pinduoduo with his venomous tongue and went down the mountain.
They didn't know that what was waiting for them was no ordinary list, but a shocking evil situation that had been hidden for thirty years.
