Journey to the West: I'm the Cowherd, and I'll Die Before I Marry the Weaver Girl

You ask who I am? I am the True Lord Xuanyan, Inspector of the Nine Heavens and Chief of Heavenly Surveillance, the uncle-master of the second of Heaven’s three notorious rebels, a Daoist guardian True Lord, the junior fellow disciple of the Great Mage of Xuandu, the little master of the Green Bull with Boarded Horns, and the personal final disciple of the Supreme Sage. Yes, the disciple whose job is to close the door. Fang Ming thought he had transmigrated to the Warring States period. Armed with knowledge from his past life, all he wanted was to join the Qin state and make something of himself amid the chaos. But just after his father died, the old ox he had raised for over a decade suddenly started talking. This wasn’t an ordinary plow ox. It was the mighty Green Bull with Boarded Horns, renowned throughout the Three Realms in Journey to the West! And he himself wasn’t a peasant’s son at all. He was destined to steal a goddess’s clothes and forcefully marry the Weaver Girl: the Cowherd! A modern college student who had completed nine years of compulsory education was supposed to commit such a vile deed as stealing clothes and forcing someone into marriage? Have you lost your mind? Why give up the chance to cling to a major big shot like the Green Bull from Journey to the West just to provoke the Weaver Girl of Heaven? From then on, the world had one fewer lovesick Cowherd and one more ruthless man stirring up trouble in Journey to the West.