Celebrities Act as Paparazzi for Me

My name is Lin Ye, the most useless loser in the school. He was cheated on by a schoolmate and a senior, had an affair in an Internet cafe, was humiliated in public, was blocked in the toilet, was beaten by a group in the dormitory, was ostracized and violently bullied by the whole class, his grades plummeted, and he lived like a human being. I have no choice but to become a low-level paparazzi. My camera is broken and my photos are all blurry. I just want to make a living. Unexpectedly, the first time I stayed at the station, I would bump into Wang Sicong, the Discipline Inspection Commission of the entertainment industry. I was so scared that I knelt down and begged for mercy. But he looked at me in a panic and said calmly: "If you want to be a paparazzi, let me help you." I thought it was just a whim of a big boss, but I didn't expect it to completely explode—— Aloof movie stars helped me squat, top male stars took photos for me, innocent little flowers showed off for me, sexy actresses helped me block people, and top girl groups rushed to reveal information to me. From actors and actresses to top idols, they all circle around me, vying to be my exclusive paparazzi. The senior student who once bullied me was so frightened that she knelt down and apologized. The teachers and students in the school looked at me from contempt to awe. While I was being admired by the stars and having many romantic encounters, I was also having sex in a low-key manner. Celebrities: "Boss, who do you want to photograph today? We'll help you figure it out!" Me: Stop rolling it! I really just want to be a little transparent paparazzi!