“Report! Jade Emperor! There’s trouble! Every heavenly steed in the Imperial Horse Stables is spewing profanity. They can talk now!”
“Report! The heavenly steeds have gone on strike. They want to form a union and demand peaches of immortality every day!”
Sun Wukong, newly appointed Protector of the Heavenly Horses, stared at the chaos in the Imperial Horse Stables, utterly baffled. Meanwhile, the mastermind behind it all, stable hand Chen Fan, hid in the stalls and snickered.
He transmigrated as a lowly stable hand in the Imperial Horse Stables and activated the All Things Enlightenment System, which could grant “humanity” to inanimate objects or living creatures with little intelligence.
[Ding! Enlightened a heavenly steed, awakening its “drama queen” personality. It must put on a show every day! Cost: Host’s social-butterfly tendencies +1.]
[Ding! Enlightened the “Banana Fan” belonging to the Supreme Old Lord, awakening its “yandere” personality. It gets furious if anyone but the Old Lord wields it! Cost: Host’s possessiveness toward fans +1.]
Chen Fan enlightened everything in his path, from heavenly steeds to magical treasures, from the Southern Heavenly Gate to the Hall of Miraculous Mist. He turned the entire Heavenly Court upside down, leaving the gods frazzled. Then he pointed his finger at the lofty Jade Emperor...
“Your Majesty, would you like to awaken a second personality?”
