Your Highness, I Didn't Use a Love Gu. Stop Kissing Me!

[Little witch, Miaojiang Saintess × henpecked heir to a powerful Beijing family] Both virgins + dating reality show + marriage first, love later Unhappy with his family’s arranged marriage, Song Henian gathers a group at a bar, hoping someone can help him figure out how to get out of it. But the moment the Miaojiang Saintess Lu Ling appears, Song Henian’s tune changes. An arranged marriage? Not even a dog would Marry! He’s marrying her, arranged marriage and all! In front of everyone, Lu Ling beckons, and Song Henian obediently follows. Everyone: Holy crap! What a move! She cast a love gu from across the room! Song Henian takes Lu Ling to register their marriage, only to hear his fiancée say coldly, “I know you’re unhappy about this marriage. So am I.” Song Henian: ! “But our families are putting on the pressure, and neither of us has a choice. Let’s get the paperwork done to appease them.” “For one year. Then we’ll divorce. How does that sound?” Song Henian: ?! He doesn’t want a divorce. He really doesn’t. No problem! He’ll win Lu Ling’s heart within a year. When Lu Ling suggests they go on a dating show together, Song Henian thinks love has finally come his way. But he never expected her real reason to be: “My parents are always worried I’ll use gu to kill you.” Song Henian: I’m in! A dating show is exactly what we need! Other couples on dating shows act perfectly normally. These two are a whole different story. Song Henian shyly drinks the water Lu Ling hands him. “Wifey, what did you put in my drink? I feel so hot~” “Hot water.” “I don’t believe you~” “…Dog pee, all right?” “Wifey~ My heart races whenever I see you. Did you cast a love gu on me~?” “Maybe you have heart disease.” “I knew you cared about me~” Netizens: Terminally lovesick! No doubt about it!