Immortal Cultivation Bank: Miss a Payment, and Your Cultivation Is Seized

“The most terrifying thing in the cultivation world isn’t demonic cultivators. It’s Wall Street capitalists who understand finance.” After transmigrating to the Great Qian Immortal Dynasty, Su Hang takes over the Su family bank, which is on the verge of bankruptcy. When local thugs show up to collect debts by force, Su Hang, a former top Wall Street liquidator, awakens the [Myriad Heavens Causality Ledger] System and turns the tables, giving these natives a modern finance lesson called “dimensionality reduction.” Your cultivation is beyond compare, and you can command rivers and seas? How about a [Cultivation Student Loan]? Put a century of your lifespan up as collateral. Fail to repay on time? We’ll seize your top-grade spiritual root and liquidate it by force! Your thousand-year-old sect monopolizes cultivation resources? Our [Short-Selling Mechanism] will teach you a lesson! We’ll dump spirit herb options, trigger a run that snaps the supply chain, and force your sect master onto the rooftop! Your immortal sect is powerful and wants to overturn the table by force? We’ll issue [Special Anti-Demon Bonds], linking the savings of a million independent cultivators across the land to the bank. Dare to touch the Su family? Then you’re making an enemy of every retail investor in the cultivation world! From the “Su Family Banknotes” issued in the lower realm to “credit ratings” for the heavenly sects of the upper realm, Su Hang uses a pile of worthless paper he printed himself to legally and properly buy up the actual immortal ley lines across the Myriad Worlds. When the Immortal Emperor awakens after ten thousand years in seclusion, he discovers in horror that his Heavenly Court is insolvent. Su Hang pushes up his gold-rimmed glasses and smiles warmly. “Your Majesty, the Immortal Emperor, your Heavenly Court has been liquidated because of excessive leverage. Please cooperate with the Su Bank’s bankruptcy proceedings. Oh, and as for the penalty you owe, you’ll probably have to mine in the earthfire furnace for a hundred thousand years to pay it off.”