I’m Really Just a Mortal!

[Extreme Contrast + Wild Misinterpretations + Hilarious Everyday Life + Overwhelming Strength + Easygoing Farming]

My name is Lu Li. I’m a mortal, but I’ve discovered that people in the cultivation world aren’t all that bright.

I do some radio calisthenics, and they insist it’s a supreme Dao art.

I raise a chicken, and they say it’s a nine-heavens divine phoenix reborn from the ashes.

I take in a village girl, and they tell me she’s a supreme holy maiden.

Please stop imagining things! I’m really not some peerless master!