My Little Pony: My Lie-Flat Life

(Multiple female leads; lighthearted, everyday-life story) I, Chronos, am a useless alicorn. My talent for handing out fruit is on a par with Shirou's high jump and Rainbow Dash's sonic rainboom. My motto in life is: being alive is worse than lying down, and lying down is worse than sunbathing. I have two older sisters: one manages the sun, the other the moon. They can work themselves to the bone while I lie flat. But whenever they can't handle something “Let me finish sunbathing first.” This book is also known as About How I Died, Came Back to Life, and Lost My Memory, but My Lying-Flat Skills Were Always Maxed Out; My Sisters Are All Hustling While I'm the Only One Slacking Off; The Lord of Chaos Learns How to Lie Flat; and How to Handle Every Diplomatic Mission by Handing Out Fruit. A friendly warning: Reading this book may lead you to lie around all day without a shred of guilt and blame everything on a little white pony.