[Invincible Protagonist] [Misunderstood as a Supreme Being] [Ensemble Cast] [Unofficial Fan Fiction] [Post-Journey to the West Era] [Arkham Asylum]
Multiverse Space-Time Administration Bureau.
Window 2.
Question: "What kind of god are you?"
Answer: "A daydreaming god."
Question: "Which Great Emperor?"
Answer: "The ADH Emperor."
"How many times have I told you? You're an Immortal Emperor! You can't zone out while casting a spell! How many worlds have you destroyed now?"
Answer: "Can't help it. I've had ADHD since I was a kid..."
"I'm not giving you another restart next time. You wreck the universe every few days. Who could put up with that?"
"..."
The ironclad rule of the cultivation world: don't mess with Bailuo Mountain.
It's a notorious madhouse among the immortal sects.
Their master's hypermasculinity is so severe that Yan She will even kill himself when he gets angry.
The eldest disciple is the Empress of Xiliang. Her mother is Tang Xuanzang. You heard that right: she's the baby girl born after the Tang Monk drank from the Mother-Child River. She's a top-tier narcissist who unified the Western Bull Continent and became a regional overlord. Look at her twice and she'll kill your whole family. She's the most normal one of them all...
The second disciple, Han Li, is the Dao Ancestor in his childhood form, afflicted with paranoia. Junior brother, you're way too cautious. Keep hiding and soon all your enemies will be dead!
Their pampered little black cat has severe OCD. It could kill a god with a flick of its paw, yet insists on catching things, letting them go, then catching them again...
The third disciple, Lin Fan...
As for Li You? He's just an utterly ordinary Immortal Emperor of the Ages.
The Xuanti Heavenly Jade Emperor with ADHD
