[Comedy + high-powered martial arts + lines that hit a nerve: tap the right side of the screen to get triggered]
Why would a first-rank martial artist skip training and go deliver takeout?
Don't ask. I'm here to farm nerve-hit points!
Fighting vengeful ghosts? Make them recite The Education of Love?
Beating up corpse demons? One punch each, you point-scoring monsters?
As long as I can get under people's skin, I'll take every marrow-cleansing pill and divine technique there is!
What, a martial soul awakening? First, let's get the whole class of geniuses triggered!
Didn't you say liberal arts students weren't worth a thing?
Then why are you all so triggered?
(How could a blurb possibly capture the fun? The full story is packed with little tricks for getting under people's skin. Come learn!)