I Told You to Ruin Your Reputation, Not Conquer All of Europe!

He transmigrates to the Han Dynasty and becomes Huo Qubing, the seventeen-year-old Champion Marquis.

The moment he remembers that he’s destined to die young at twenty-four, Huo Qubing completely gives up!

Hoping to have his military authority stripped away so he can enjoy a peaceful retirement, he embarks on a path of reckless self-destruction.

At court, the peace faction tries to guilt-trip him? He draws his sword and beats up all the officials on the spot, threatening to have their entire families executed!

On the battlefield, he deliberately leaves the supply train behind, then gets lost wandering the desert with eight hundred light cavalrymen.

At the brothel, he forces everyone else out and lives it up in luxury.

He thinks this will surely get him demoted to a commoner by Emperor Wu of Han.

Who could have guessed...

Emperor Wu of Han: “Every official in court is a coward. Only Qubing is a loyal subject with a heart devoted to our Han!”

A battle report arrives: “Report! General Huo got lost while wandering around, and happened to snatch the Xiongnu’s golden idol of the sky!”

The Embroidered Guard: “Report! General Huo booked out the whole brothel and accidentally took down the headquarters of the Xiongnu’s top assassins!”

Huo Qubing is dumbfounded. “Wait, I really just wanted to lie flat and stay alive. How did I end up conquering all of Eurasia?”