On the first day of retirement, her daughter was auctioned on the dark web, with a starting price of 100 million.
Lin Ye, a 55-year-old retired worker from a state-owned enterprise, thought he could live a retirement life of walking around and playing chess.
Until he clicked on an unfamiliar link - in the live broadcast, his 15-year-old daughter was locked in a bulletproof glass cabin, and the world's richest people were bidding.
"The bloodline of a prehistoric goddess with a genetic purity of 99.7%. The starting price is US$100 million."
Lin Ye silently tore up the retirement certificate he had just received.
[Civilized Dad System Activation]
[Ability acquired: Parental majesty Lv1]
He rushed into the live broadcast room and punched out the bulletproof glass.
But the rescued daughter said: "Dad, I am a clone. My real sister is in the North Pole, and my mother is also there - she is a prehistoric goddess and she is still alive."
From then on, Lin Ye's retirement life completely went astray:
North Pole rescues amnesia wife, she can't even use a microwave oven
The eldest daughter is a clone and used mathematical formulas to derive "17 optimal solutions to chopsticks"
The youngest daughter is afraid of thunder, and the DNA report shows that she is "non-human"
My aunt is a world-destroying villain who was influenced by his bowl of dumplings
The United Nations forced him to become the president of the "Super Family Association". He first asked: "How much is the salary? Do you have to pay five insurances and one housing fund?"
When space observers arrive, they will test whether human civilization is worth preserving.
Lin Ye took his whole family to the "Galaxy Parents' Meeting" and used three house rules to make the AI crash:
My daughter is afraid of the dark, so we need a night light in the exam room
When you are angry, count to 10 first
Must eat with family three times a week
Others retired to take care of their grandchildren, while Lin Ye retired——
Teach AI how to fall in love, set house rules for people in the center of the earth, and help repair family relationships in the universe.
And his biggest wish is just to sleep until he wakes up naturally tomorrow morning.