Lin Bei woke up and found himself trapped in an abandoned mental hospital.
A line of words floated in front of me: Rule 1, don't look in the mirror at three o'clock in the morning. Rule two, don't look back when you hear footsteps. Rule Three…
"Wait a minute," Lin Bei interrupted the system, "Aren't your rules too old-fashioned? Readers are tired of them."
The system was silent for three seconds, and a new line of words popped up: The rules have been updated—Don't trust people who call themselves "readers."
The next second, a barrage floated across the upper left corner of Lin Bei's field of vision:
[Front row tip: This system is so messed up that it looks like my boss is painting a cake.
Lin Bei:? ? ?
From then on, while being criticized wildly by barrages, he used the thinking of a product manager to violently break the rules——
"The rules say don't touch the red pill bottle? Then I'll use A/B testing to try the green one."
"The dean conducts ward rounds once a day? What are the standards for ward rounds and how are KPIs calculated?"
"The difficulty of the dungeon is level C? The user experience is too bad. I will propose an optimization plan."
Other players were trembling in Kaitan, while he wrote user feedback in Kaitan.
The barrage said that he was the biggest BUG.
He said: What happened to the BUG? BUG means changing the rules.
Later, there was a saying in all copies - don't mess with Lin Bei, he will give your rules a bad review.
[Strange talk about rules + barrage complaints + social animal protagonist + high energy throughout]
Warm reminder: This book is full of laughs. Please do not read it late at night to avoid scaring yourself by laughing out loud.
