Tang Xuan, a social animal, fell down an elevator shaft and traveled through time to become Tang Monk in Journey to the West.
After awakening to the Heart Voice System of the Three Realms, he discovered that the path to obtain scriptures was basically a large-scale KPI assessment arranged by gods and Buddhas all over the sky!
"In my new life, I will never act like a cow or a horse!"
At the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, he tore the Tathagata Buddha sticker into pieces in front of the five directions.
"From today on, I will cover this monkey!"
When Tathagata and the Jade Emperor reacted, Tang Xuan had already led a group of rebels to burn down the accounting room in Heaven and smashed the Lingshan Hall.
Whoever likes to take this broken scripture, I will overturn the table in the three realms today!