I Matched the Wrong Couples and Survived My Way to the Top of the Heavens

[Lighthearted] [Funny] [Absurd] [Sly schemer]

Su Xiaomei transmigrates into the body of a good-for-nothing with a trash spiritual root in the world of immortal cultivation, but awakens a Matchmaker System.

While everyone else cultivates and fights for supremacy, he earns merit by bringing people together.

While others fight over treasures and kill, he throws together wildly mismatched couples to sabotage his enemies.

He's no bleeding heart, and he shows no mercy.

He gives the innocent a chance, but goes all out with underhanded tricks against his enemies!

You're hunting me down?

I'll use the [Troublemaker Talisman] to make you and your archenemy become Daoist partners, then watch you tear each other apart!

You're blocking my path to wealth?

I'll use the [Fated Match Backstab Card] to make you a laughingstock and ruin your cultivation right on the spot!

Sword cultivators, alchemists, demon emperors, ghost cultivators, artifact spirits, immortal herbs...

He can send anything and everything on a blind date.

Meet someone, earn merit. Make a match, boost your cultivation. Even his mismatched pairings can lead him to prove the Dao and become an emperor!

He keeps such a low profile that even the Heavenly Dao wants to strike him down but doesn't dare.

Both the immortal and demonic factions have to show him some respect.

In the end, he relies on a silver tongue and a pile of talismans to lie flat and coast all the way to ascension across the myriad heavens!

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