Naruto: My Left Fist Deals Heavy Damage, and So Does My Right!

[Probably pretty satisfying + hard to judge + utterly unstoppable] Transmigrated into the Akimichi Clan? No! I don't want to become a huge fatty! Wait, I have Gourmet Cells? Stockpile energy, increase strength. And what if I add the Eight Gates, the Multi-Size Technique, the Strength of a Hundred Technique, and the Monkey King: indestructible body... Come on, hit me head-on with a Truth-Seeking Orb! The Ōtsutsuki Clan? Coming through, make way. Here comes the big ride!