All-Around Artifact and Pill Refining Master

Others refine pills and forge weapons to destroy the heavens and earth, and slay demons and monsters.

I’m different. As an all-purpose alchemist and artificer, I can replicate every magic treasure and pill in the world, and my versions are even better than the originals.

There’s just one problem... the effects always go wrong.

My flying sword leaves its sheath without striking enemies, and instead shaves off their hairstyles and eyebrows;

My fireball scorches the heavens but harms no one, burning only their clothes and showing no mercy;

My Immortal-Binding Rope ties up their clothes, while my Golden Bell Shield makes their hair explode at the slightest touch;

Before my Demon-Revealing Mirror, no one appears as they truly are: their clothes simply vanish in a puff of smoke.

From then on, a saying spread through the cultivation world:

“Better to provoke a murderer than an alchemist like him.

A murderer can only kill you. Cross him... and you’ll be humiliated on the spot!”

A boastful prodigy? A cold, aloof saintess? A peerless demon lord?

I’ll make every one of them run away with their bare bottoms showing!

I never take a life. I just destroy people from the inside out!