Li Mo, an unlucky archaeological graduate student, was chased by wolves, hacked by robbers, and kidnapped by a beautiful woman on his first day traveling through the Tang Dynasty.
Starting equipment: half a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, a lollipop, and... A condom.
Wait, condoms?
"Fuck, how could this thing be used in the Tang Dynasty? Who could it be used with? Wait online, it's quite urgent."
I can't even think about it