[Dropped into a cultivation world full of protagonists, where she levels up by watching the drama]
A good-for-nothing with five spiritual roots, unable to keep up with the grind of cultivation?
Lin Xiaochai says, “I'm done grinding! I'm just going to lie back and enjoy myself!”
Dropped into a cultivation world stitched together from ten thousand novels, while everyone else fights tooth and nail to break through, she settles in the front row of every iconic scene and munches on melon seeds!
The iconic scene where the good-for-nothing breaks off an engagement? She predicts the lines perfectly, finishes her melon seeds, and instantly rises three levels!
The aloof Sword Venerable's iconic rejection scene? She watches from the front row, rakes in fortune points, and even tribulations steer clear of her!
The Demon Venerable's iconic love-and-hate scene? She writes juicy recaps, and the whole cultivation world waits for updates and showers her with tips. Even the Demon Venerable is her number-one paying fan!
The Heavenly Dao forces her to follow the script?
Lin Xiaochai tears the script to shreds.
“Sorry, but this melon master is going to devour all the gossip in the cultivation world and turn every tragic, unresolved ending into a happy one!”
Later, everyone in the cultivation world knows: you can offend anyone, just don't offend Lin Xiaochai.
She can level up just by snacking on melon seeds, make the protagonists lose their cool with a few strokes of her pen, and she has not only a laid-back Sword Venerable watching her back, but the entire cultivation world's gossip fans on her side!
