I Only Want to Die, Yet the Hokage Reveres Me as a God

Ye Chen is a middle-aged loser whose life has hit rock bottom. He can’t even go out to pick up a package without getting hit by a car and dying. After transmigrating onto the Naruto battlefield, all he wants is to die and be free!

Bound to a [Live-Stream Roleplay System], he pilots a [Black Lily Mecha] from the start, while his wife mocks him in the comments, calling him an “extra.”

Desperate, he charges toward a [Tailed Beast Bomb], hoping for a heroic death. But his mecha comes with [Invincible Physical Defense] and [Damage Reflection and Recoil]. He emerges completely unharmed and sends the enemy flying in every direction!

He deliberately shuts off the mecha’s power and takes [Kakashi’s Lightning Cutter] head-on. The technique shatters, Kakashi’s arm breaks, and Ye Chen is hailed as the “Ninja World’s God of Slaughter”!

When the Ino-Shika-Cho trio proposes an “ultimate bait” strategy, sending him alone to endure a [saturation bombardment of a thousand explosive tags and Kage-level techniques], he’s moved to tears with excitement. But the System announces: [Armor continuously upgrading. Resistance increased by 500%. Immune to the Ten-Tails’ Tailed Beast Bomb]!

Tell me, how is anyone supposed to live like this?