Lin Cong, veterinary medicine and animal husbandry major. Special skill: artificially inseminating breeding pigs.
He missed the civil service exam cutoff by half a point. When he applied to a veterinary clinic, they sneered, “We don’t hire pig killers.”
Then he went home to the village and got forced into slaughtering the New Year pig. Lin Cong thought his life was over.
While taking a dump one day, he unexpectedly activated a System that let him predict viral trends in advance.
On a whim, he posted a video: “We’re slaughtering a pig at home. Anyone want to come help hold it down?”
The whole internet went wild.
The crowds looking for scandal showed up, and so did the head of the local culture and tourism bureau.
The most outrageous part was that while Lin Cong was out partying, Liu Tianxian rushed over in the middle of the night with her suitcase and moved into his house.
Then she accidentally took a wrong turn and walked into his room.
Looking at the seven-figure total in his tips, Lin Cong fell into deep thought:
Wait, I was just slaughtering a pig. How did I end up attracting two of the biggest female stars?
And why have they moved into my house and decided they’re not leaving?
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