Anime Crossover: A Perfectionist Who Conquers Tokyo Through Cuddles

“Retired all-nighter, reporting for duty! Please disinfect your entire body three times before coming into contact with me. Thank you.”

After being framed by an ungrateful wretch for saving someone, Kamiya Osamu’s reputation was ruined. He also developed an extreme misanthropy and a pathological fear of human contact.

He shut himself away for three years, becoming the hacker Joker, the god of light novels, and a gold-medal music arranger, conquering one scene after another.

Once his parole ended, he returned to Tokyo, vowing to uncover the truth behind the scandal and send every perpetrator to hell!

But as soon as he arrived in Tokyo, he got stuck with the ridiculous [Cuddle to Heal System].

If he doesn’t make physical contact with girls suffering from psychological trauma, he’ll die of embarrassment on the spot?

For the sake of revenge, Kamiya Osamu, confident he has the upper hand, can only put on medical gloves and grit his teeth as he sets out to save this group of troubled girls.

He helps his senpai become visible again, helps an idol fight back against online abuse, and helps the socially anxious Bocchi-chan rebuild her worldview…

He thought he was nothing more than a heartless task machine, until one day…

Mai Sakurajima kissed him of her own accord; the tsundere Kaguya blushed and asked him to write her a love letter; and Ai Hoshino even tried to tie him up and drag him into the chapel!

Looking at the completely darkened love-triangle battlefield, Osamu Kamiya threw his head back and sighed: “So I was the clown all along! I really only wanted revenge!”