[Simulator] [Power Fantasy] [Scheming] [Trickster] [Comedy with Twists]
After transmigrating into a zombie world, Ye Mo heads up the mountain to become a disciple alongside the young Uncle Jiu, Shi Jian, and the others.
In the deep mountains, ghosts make them walk in circles, and an embroidered-shoes ghost launches a surprise attack.
The Life Simulator System activates, allowing him to simulate the future.
First simulation:
The female ghost lies on the grass, swaying her skirt. Her eyes are full of allure as she says, "Hey, handsome, come play!"
You glare at her with tiger eyes and reach into your pocket on the spot. "Demon, behold my magic treasure!"
[Ding! You fail to appreciate the mood. Ignoring the female ghost's flirtatious looks, you splash her in the face with a blast of virgin's urine. Enraged, she strangles you to death.]
Second simulation:
Shi Jian: "Better my fellow cultivator dies than me. Ye Mo, go die!"
Shi Jian catches you off guard, earning the achievement "Pounced on by a Female Ghost." You experience it for 30 seconds before being drained dry and dying.
In reality: You strike first, smashing Shi Jian with a staff, draining his thunder spirit blood, then unleashing a furious attack on the female ghost.
Shi Jian cries.
After joining Maoshan, you awaken the Myriad Flaws Body, even more useless than a Five Element Spiritual Root.
Shi Jian awakens a Thunder Spirit Body, becoming an unparalleled prodigy and the future head of Maoshan.
Shi Jian cackles. "Ye Mo, the grudge over you draining my blood is irreconcilable. Let's see how I torture you to death."
You don't panic in the slightest.
You begin simulating like crazy. Little female ghosts, little demons, here I come! Time to farm experience!
"You wicked creature, I need you to help me cultivate."
[Ding! You gain 1,000 experience points and successfully break through to the Foundation Establishment stage.]
[Ding, ding, ding... You gain... You gain...]
While Shi Jian is still congratulating himself on breaking through to the Golden Core stage, Ye Mo has already torn through the void and arrived, summoning divine thunder from the nine heavens.
Shi Jian is completely dumbfounded.
"Weren't you supposed to have a useless body? How are you even more outrageous than me, a Thunder Spirit Body?"
