[Spiritual qi revival + urban fantasy + strong female lead + ensemble cast + comedy + play the pig to eat the tiger + showing off + wish fulfillment]
(Just skim the synopsis if you like.)
Jiang Ning failed to ascend and transmigrated back from the cultivation world.
The good news: she’s alive.
The bad news: she’s paralyzed and in a vegetative state.
Luckily, spiritual qi revival began in her original world four hundred years ago, so she can keep cultivating.
On her first day back, Jiang Ning awakens as a swordmaster. Woohoo, time to fly!
But after a round of testing, her defense is a mere 5 points. For comparison, a normal swordmaster has 50.
She’s become a glass-cannon swordmaster!!!
No worries. She was a mighty cultivator at the Tribulation stage in her previous life, and she still has her storage bracelet.
Later, a goofy squad appears on Blue Star, with not a single normal person among them.
A supremely talented swordmaster, who unfortunately is so fragile she’ll die if anyone touches her.
A shield guard with maxed-out defense, who unfortunately can’t attack at all and is only good for hiding behind her shell.
An elemental mage who can use every element, but unfortunately is an expert at missing even at point-blank range.
A shadow assassin with an overwhelming presence, shining like a beacon even in the dark.
An adorable spirit chef, who is actually a real-life version of a deadly poisoner.
And finally, Blue Star’s only holy light wielder, whose dream is to become a frontline fighter.
Super pretty!!!