Siheyuan: Hand in at the Beginning, Silly Pillar Trains the Birds

[Low temper, don't come in if you don't like it] After dying at the age of 95, Lin An opened his eyes and became the ultimate scapegoat in 1955's "Love in the Courtyard" - He Yuzhu! Not only that, there is also a QQ farm in my mind, which comes with "Heaven and Earth Spirit Milk" that can give birth to human flesh and bones and high-yielding crop seeds at the beginning. If it were anyone else, he would definitely be drinking spiritual milk and trying to make a fortune. But Lin An, who has lived for nearly a hundred years, has long seen through: What kind of superman do you want to be? I have experienced a severe drought in 42 years. Only in the hands of the state machine can this thing save tens of millions of compatriots from the coming famine! So, he turned around and walked into the top-secret agency: "This drop of medicine can save a great man, and this handful of seeds can produce thousands of kilograms per acre. I will donate it all. There is only one condition: don't disturb my cooking, just serve as a backstage for me." As soon as the news came out, the country's top officials were shocked and directly listed He Yuzhu as the highest-level protection target! Back in the courtyard, the style of painting has completely changed. Qin Huairu wants to prostitute the lunch box for free? Yi Zhonghai wants to kidnap him morally? Jia Zhang's behavior and wallowing? He Yuzhu sneered and sat in the courtyard with the top-quality braised pork specially approved by the state: "Want to eat? Okay. Jia Zhang, go pick out the public toilet at the entrance of the alley; Yi Zhonghai, chop a hundred kilograms of firewood for me. Who dares to report me? You can go and try!" Seeing that the person who reported He Yuzhu was taken away directly, the beasts in the hospital finally despaired: What kind of big shot did this stupid Zhu get into trouble with? !