I dressed up as a cannon fodder fake eunuch who delivers poison to a crazy tyrant. In order to survive, I used a Thai-style horse-killing chicken set, which turned out to be the exclusive "humanoid sleeping pill" to cure the tyrant's mania!
In the court, the godfather, the minister, threatened me with antidote every day to rebel; in the harem, all the green tea queens wanted to eat me alive. Please, I'm just a cannon fodder (female) waiting to die!
In order to survive, I embarked on an outrageous path of survival: Is the desperate female killer trying to find out? My left foot stumbled over my right foot, and a basin of water poured out the top assassination bureau! Godfather forces the Forbidden Army to change the defense map? I drew a "city subway transfer map" with my backhand, and was actually regarded as a peerless divine formation by ancient counselors, earning me a hundred taels of gold! Others thought I was bearing the humiliation, but in fact I was relying on my status as the "first eunuch" to collect tolls like crazy, waiting for the day I would slip away and become the richest man.
But who would have known that the legendary tyrant who killed without batting an eye turned out to be a love-struck person who "attacked himself"! The assassin deployed a hidden weapon, and I accidentally stepped on a grape and slipped and received an arrow. He was so moved that his eyes were red: "He didn't even risk his life to protect me, so why does it matter if I have a broken sleeve?!"
Until one day when we were bathing together in a hot spring, I accidentally fell into the water without taking off my clothes to cover up. The tyrant subconsciously grabbed me, but when he touched my soft waist, he suddenly stiffened and his nose started to bleed.
Late at night, he pushed me against the corner of the dragon bed and said in a hoarse voice: "Su Xian, since you said that death is mine, then give birth to a prince for me." I was so frightened that I cried on the spot: "Your Majesty, this slave does not have the tools to commit crimes..." The tyrant chuckled and hugged me around the waist: "I know, my queen."
