Introduction
Yue Mo, the 276-year-old violent ancestor, the kind who can cut mountains with one sword.
Dressed as a six-year-old sick man, the system told him: You are the guy who died early in "Dream of Red Mansions" and died in tears at the end.
Yue Mo: "... You want me to be a magic sword cultivator and turn into a crying bag?"
System 741 (milk voice): "Host host! Main mission - live until the end of your life! Once completed, you can go home!"
Yue Mo gritted his teeth and said, "Okay. Just keep your life."
So the style of painting changed——
Jia Mu: "My Yu'er, why don't you cry?"
Yue Mo: "What's the use of crying? Can you make my mother cry to death?"
Baoyu: "Daughters are flesh and blood made of water——"
Yue Mo: "Ni Ni Wai Wai Wai Wai has no future, if you keep talking nonsense, get out."
Everyone in the house: This Miss Lin is more vicious than Sister Feng!
741 Pushes gossip every day: Mrs. Wang's case of withholding royalties, Jia She's attempt to force a marriage, Jia Yucun's corruption of books in the Lin family's collection…
Yue Mo chewed melon seeds and sneered: "Pack them off one by one."
By the way, he transformed the effeminate Jia Baoyu.
[Baoyu remembered what Yue Mo said - look for flaws. He glanced at the diners and remembered what Yue Mo had said before - "What can your father learn from hanging out with these people all day long?"
"Father, are you entertaining these corrupt officials again today?"
The whole place was dead silent.
…
"Get out"]
This is a hilarious story about a cultivator who relies on force, spiritual consciousness, and poisonous tongue to survive in the world of Red Mansions, defeat everyone, and live to be eighty-eight.
Let's see how the irritable swordsman rewrites Dream of Red Mansions into a refreshing novel.
Tags: Time Travel · Funny · Refreshing Articles · Dream of Red Mansions Fans · Women Dressing as Men (Crossed Out) Men Dressing as Women · System · Sinister · Slap in the Face # · Short
