Jiang Shang woke up and became the seventy-two-year-old Jiang Ziya. Yuanshi Tianzun asked him to go down the mountain to become a god. He turned around and asked the master: "Are you signing a contract? Are there performance bonuses? How is the pension calculated?"
Yuanshi Tianzun was so angry that he roared three times: "Jiang... Zi... Ya!"
From then on, Fengshen took a different path.
Against Zhang Guifang, he asked the enemy how much his monthly salary was. Against the Four Saints of Kowloon Island, he used a wild pear to instigate the ancient beasts. The leader of Tongtian Cult established the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation, and he moved out of the "clerical civil servant examination system." Ancestor Hongjun summoned him to Zixiao Palace for questioning. He said that Ancestor Hongjun needed to optimize the process.
When the 365 righteous gods collectively asked him, "Prime Minister, where is your own divine position?"
He waved his hand: "What's the benefit of being a god? I clock in and go to work every day. I want to stay in the human world."
The seventy-two-year-old man sat on the edge of the Wei River and threw out a straight hook. What you are fishing for is not the fish, it is the rules of the entire Fengshen world.
This is a story about the soul of a modern social beast who penetrates Jiang Ziya and uses his words and workplace wisdom to arouse the gods and Buddhas in the sky to the point of breaking his defenses.
A rare article, not bad.