Collecting Scrap, I Accidentally Became Everyone’s Dream Guy

[This new novel doesn't have a rating yet, but that doesn't mean it's not hilarious]

Thirty-year-old Lu Ming just wants to quietly make a living collecting scrap, but who knew he'd accidentally get bound to the Scrap Recycling System?

He thought he could get rich off rusty metal and junk, but the System's rewards were more absurd than the last:

Collect a love letter from his first love, and get a “supercar-class” scrap tricycle that goes from zero to 100 in three seconds!

Collect a truckload of discarded iron pipes, and get a divine-grade subwoofer kissed by an angel!

His daily scrap-collecting check-ins even forcibly improve his looks, transforming him from a “scruffy middle-aged man” into a “melancholy heartthrob” that every older woman wants to recruit as her son-in-law!

Even more absurdly, after the System upgraded, it started demanding that he recycle “emotional trash”!

And so the whole thing went completely off the rails...

The pure-hearted school beauty blocks the entrance to an alley, crying and making a scene: “Mister, you accepted my love letter, so now I'm yours!”

A wealthy CEO who drives a Ferrari sells him a custom wedding dress worth 600,000 yuan for two yuan a jin, just to hear him sing an old love song while wearing headphones.

He starts a livestream on a whim. Lu Ming stands on a stack of cardboard boxes and sings a cheesy love song in his world-weary, smoky voice. Then wealthy women across the internet start showering him with gifts, crying and begging to keep him!

Faced with all this fortune and romantic attention, Lu Ming climbs onto his squeaky tricycle, takes a deep drag of a Hua Zi cigarette, and sighs with a sorrowful look:

“Stop sending gifts, and quit calling me a heartthrob! I'm really just a scrap collector. A golden phoenix isn't going to grow out of this tricycle seat!”