Collecting Rags and Accidentally Becoming a Universal Male God

[There is no rating for the new book yet, but we cannot deny that the content is funny] Thirty-year-old Lu Ming just wanted to be a rag collector quietly, but unexpectedly he was bound to the [waste recycling system]. I thought I could make a fortune out of scrap metal, but as a result, the rewards given by the system became more and more outrageous: Receive a first love letter and get a reward: a "supercar" three-wheeler that can accelerate from 0 to 100 mph in three seconds! Collect a cart of discarded iron pipes, and the reward is: a god-level subwoofer kissed by an angel! He checks in every day to collect scraps, but he even forcibly restores his appearance, transforming him from a "sloppy uncle" into a "melancholy male god" who makes aunts rush to find a son-in-law! What's even more outrageous is that after the system upgrade, he was actually asked to recycle "emotional garbage"! As a result, the style of painting completely went astray—— The innocent school beauty was stuck in the alley, crying and fussing: "Uncle, if you accept my love letter, I will be yours!" A wealthy female CEO who drove a Ferrari sold him a custom-made wedding dress worth RMB 600,000 for two yuan a pound just to listen to him sing an old love song with headphones on. Accidentally broadcasting a live broadcast, Lu Ming stepped on a paper shell and sang a rustic love song with his weathered cigarette voice. As a result, the rich women all over the Internet threw gifts wildly, crying and shouting that they wanted to keep him! Facing the overwhelming wealth and peach blossoms, Lu Ming got on the creaking tricycle, took a deep breath of Huazi, and said with a sad face: "Stop asking for gifts, and don't call me your male idol! I'm really just a rag collector. There's really no golden phoenix growing on this tricycle seat cushion!"